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Taylor Swift, Kanye West, T-Pain and More
Beyoncé's "I Am ... Sasha Fierce" is Dud of the Month
In This Month's Column "Arriba la Cumbia!,"
Group Inerane's "Guitars From Agadez," Los Campesinos!'s "We Are Beautiful, We
Are Doomed," "Rich Man's War," "The Rough Guide to Colombian Street Party,"
Taylor Swift's "Fearless," T-Pain's "Thr33 Ringz" and Kanye West's "808s &
Heartbreak"; plus, Honorable Mentions/Choice Cuts and Dud of the Month/More Duds
By Robert Christgau Special to MSN Music
January 2009
Ever hopeful, the biz once again target-releases many theoretical pop/R&B
best-sellers for a pre-Christmas rush that always leaves them hawking lumps of
coal, so here's where I catch up with those genres. As a result, the Duds list
is longer than usual, augmented by country options. "Rock" I put off till the
new year. If Axl waited this long, he can afford to wait a little
longer.
Various artists "Arriba la Cumbia!" (Crammed
Discs)
Want a recipe for Steam Table Surprise? How about an English DJ in search of
"the latest global dance music phenomenon" promoting a charming,
Colombian-gone-Latin style whose heyday was half a century ago? Fold in some
Euro modernizers just to stink the joint up a little more. But then culinary
magic happens, and the mélange ends up some kind of cross between one of those
fabled musical gumbos and the world's tastiest processed chicken fingers. Salted
with autèntico old-timers whenever the corn syrup gets too thick, a Bristol trio
and a Mexican DJ and some arty reggaetonians and the beat firm of Droesemeyer
& Wetzler and Basement Jaxx getting in on the action rev up squeezeboxes
real and imagined. Piece de resistance: Fulanito's "Merencumbiaso," in which a
bunch of NYC Dominicans blend Latin America's pokiest pop dance style with its
speediest.
Grade: A MINUS
Group Inerane "Guitars From Agadez" (Sublime
Frequencies)
Recorded live, which beats the radio tapes with which this label began
propagating international obscurities, 28-year-old Tuareg guitarist Bibi Ahmed,
two male sidemen and four female singers lively up the wedding dance in and
around war-torn Inerane in northern Niger. Featuring loads of that Saharan
keening we may tire of eventually, with a repertoire that owes a lot to Bibi's
teacher Abdallah Oumbadougou (known here solely via the documentary DVD "Desert
Rebel"), this is rough, wild and joyful in a way you can hear as well as read
about. Ask him, and Ahmed will go on about cultural preservation -- they all do
in a pinch. But in the musical fact he's seldom somber about it. He's got this
wedding to play, you see.
Grade: A MINUS
Los Campesinos! "We Are Beautiful, We Are
Doomed" (Arts & Crafts)
The painful detail and joyful exuberance are there once they get going. But
in under two years this Welsh punk sextet has matured/devolved from tromping
over their pan-sexual alienation like so many glockenspiel-wielding grape
dancers to enacting "miserabilia" about how unfulfilling it is to get on your
knees next to a urinal. Things aren't always so dire, and maybe that one is more
ironic than the album title. But the joy of convincing punters they're a band is
wearing off, leaving wordman Gareth less inclined to joke around about not just
urinals but half-requited love and the "catastrophe" they still make a musical
stab at staving off. So this really could be "The End of the Asterisk," and to
put a point on it they bait their second 2008 album with one of the most
underwhelming tour DVDs ever cross-collateralized. How little fame it takes
these days to mess with people's heads.
Grade: B PLUS
Various artists "Rich Man's
War" (Ruf)
Bad protest music, as in the forced rhymes and scansion of Norman and Nancy
Blake's "Don't Be Afraid of the Neo-Cons," diminishes the cause of justice by
making both preacher and choir sound like smug slobs. But nowhere else here does
this unlikely cherry-pick of blues survivors, hacks and unknowns fall on its
face. They're just mad, that's all. Blues scholar David Evans lifts a title from
Freda Payne and adds a "bring the girls back home" verse for Jessica Lynch and
Lori Piestewa. Candye Kane, whose many album covers all feature her large
breasts, eavesdrops on "Jesus and Mohammed." Sometime Marcia Ball guitarist Pat
Boyack spins out a nine-minute ramble in which Bushie nightmares help you hit
today's number. After all that, the tireless Eddy Clearwater has every right to
sing "A Time for Peace." And when journeyman Doug MacLeod climaxes the
proceedings with "You gotta get off your butt if you're gonna implement change,"
it sounds idiomatic as all get-out.
Grade: A MINUS
Various artists "The Rough Guide to Colombian Street
Party" (World Music Network)
Insofar as there are street parties in Colombia -- and there are, though
probably not as many as the compilers want you to believe -- you're unlikely to
hear all these beats at any one of them. As the notes tell us, Colombia is home
to over 300 genres and rhythms -- metropolitan and backwater, coastal and
Andean, Caribbean and Pacific. But where on most Rough Guides the abrupt changes
of cultural mood are dangerously disorienting, here dance tempos rev over the
bumps and the rhythm shifts interest non-Spanish speakers as content even when
the beatmakers are strictly from Hungary. Salsa predominates slightly: dura,
never romantico. But rustic flutes get things started, the cumbias fit right in,
the chirimias likewise, there's a mento thing in English, the rock en Espanol
tends ska, and everything's flowin'.
Grade: A MINUS
Taylor Swift "Fearless" (Big
Machine)
"You have to believe in love stories and Prince Charmings and happily ever
after," declares the 18-year-old Nashville careerist. You can tell me that's
worse than icky if you like; I believe in two of the three (Prince Charmings,
no), and I think it's kind of icky myself. But I'm moved nevertheless by what
can pass for a concept album about the romantic life of an
uncommonly-to-impossibly strong and gifted teenage girl, starting on the first
day of high school and gradually shedding naiveté without approaching misery or
neurosis. Partly it's the tunes. Partly it's the musical restraint of a strain
of Nashville bigpop that avoids muscle-flexing rockism. Partly it's the
diaristic realism she imparts to her idealized tales. And partly it's how much
she loves her mom. Swift sets the bar too high. But as role models go, she's
pretty sweet.
Grade: A MINUS
T-Pain "Thr33
Ringz" (Jive)
The erstwhile laughingstock finds himself in exceptionally good humor --
wonder why. Detailing his fidelity on one track, elongating a lap dance on
another, he's a decent guy in conceptual command of an aesthetic he invented.
"Chopped N Skrewed," "Digital," "Karaoke" -- he knows the score. He knows that
when he puts away the Auto-Tune to emote a love song to his family, every
breath, cough and finger-slip is a sound effect.
Grade: B PLUS
Kanye West "808s &
Heartbreak" (Roc-A-Fella)
Altogether as slow, sad-ass and self-involved as reported, this is a breakup
album there's no reason to like except that it's brilliant. It has its own dark
sound and its own engaging tunes, and although West couldn't hit the notes
without Auto-Tune, his decision to robotize as well as pitch-correct his voice
both undercuts his self-importance and adds physical reality to tales of
alienated fame that might otherwise be pure pity parties. The second half the
songs start to slip, but they come rushing back with the Lil Wayne ditty and the only track here about what's really
bringing him down: not the loss of his girlfriend but the death of his mother,
during cosmetic surgery that somewhere not too deep down he's sure traces all
too directly to his alienated fame.
Grade: A MINUS
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